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By claimedscottishmovie on Jul 04, 2010

Simon (Andrews) plays his cards stifling to his coffer and seems to think he’s in control: since arriving in New York from the sticks, he’s built a kind of metier selling bootleg music tapes on the streets, embarked on a unconstrained relationship with a lady-in-waiting who, despite herself, can just resist him, and his cool demeanour has earned the respect of local mournful-lifes. Well, not very much all. The musos whose sounds he steals are ready to get heavy, while Marti (Flynn), a dreamy frail with ineffable-idyllic pretensions who’s followed him from repayment home, seems silently steady to alligator his tough emotional chassis. Maybe town zest isn’t all it’s made outside to be. Harrison’s grainy b/w, $11,000 advance feature may demand won the Best Director Esteem at 1995’s Sundance festival, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a pretty trite tale of redemption. True, the direction has a valid raw energy and terse conservation, but the slim, stretched-out storyline is laden with clichés both fossilized (the waifish would-be saviour, a seaside idyll) and present-day (endless inarticulate street talk, seedily offbeat behaviour). Hard going.

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By claimedscottishmovie on Jul 03, 2010

Mere-minded romp about a group of freshmen outcasts doesn’t qualify for the dean’s list, but Payment of the Nerds shows more than enough smarts to deserve passing grades.

From the outset the nerds, who have learned to feel more at home talking computers and grade point average, get a ‘real-world’ education from the upperclass fraternity of jocks. They suffer constant humiliations from the older students and ultimately decide to fight back.

Led by hometown buddies Lewis (Robert Carradine) and Gilbert (Anthony Edwards), the nerds rent a house and form their own frat. But breaking into the school’s Greek fraternity group will not come easily because the council is chaired by Stan (Ted McGinley), a member of the jock frat, and his g.f. Betty (Julie Montgomery), enemies of the nerds and sticklers for the rules.

Though the picture features extensive cardboard stereotypes, belching and other bad taste humor, director Jeff Kanew moves the action [from a screen story by Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejeda-Flores, Steve Zacharias and Jeff Buhai] swiftly to a convincing payoff. There’s also ample t&a along the way.

Iron Eagle 2 (1988)

By claimedscottishmovie on Jun 30, 2010

Iron Eagle II nervily tries to update the formula [of the 1986 original]. Plot meanders and fails to really declare redundant its engines until deep into the story.

Puppyfaced rock ‘n’ roll fighter pilots, including Tom Cruise-lookalike Mark Humphrey, accidentally stray into Soviet airspace and one gets shot down. The survivor, Cooper (Humphrey), starts nursing a big grudge against Soviets.

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Next thing you know he’s recruited for a secret mission led by Louis Gossett Jr (reprising his role as Chappy) who’s been given a general’s star as incentive to lead US and Soviet pilots on a joint mission to destroy a nuclear weapons base in an unnamed Mideast country that is a threat to them both.

The American team members are shown as prejudiced slobs given to pranks, insults and dirty tricks. To make things worse, Vardovsky (Alan Scarfe) was part of the squadron that gunned down Cooper’s buddy, an also keeps a jealous eye on an alluring female Soviet pilot, Valeri Zuyeniko (Sharon H. Brandon), whom Cooper wastes no time strutting for.

Pic’s chief weakness is that for much of the screentime, the ‘joint mission’ seems like just a weak premise to bring together both sides for lowbrow Police Academy-style antics and infighting. On the plus side, the goons slowly and grudgingly develop a bond and understanding that proves to be pic’s crowning glory.

Gallipoli review

By claimedscottishmovie on Jun 28, 2010

“Gallipoli was the stark reality of a group of amateur citizen soldiers facing war’s reality for the first time. And there was nothing glorious about it. It was mistake, blunder, muddle, death and disease.” Christopher Pugsley, Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst.

It’s been some time since I’ve seen director Peter Weir’s 1981 feature-film take on the infamous Dardanelles Campaign, but I do remember as a boy thinking Gallipoli with Mel Gibson was terribly romantic, what with the handsome leads and the gorgeous widescreen photography - even though I’m sure my adolescent reaction wasn’t Weir’s ultimate intention. Good-looking war films, brought off with panache and pictorial splendor, regardless of their philosophical intent, have an uphill battle against unintentionally romanticizing (and therefore ameliorating) their messages.

Not so with writer and director Tolga Ornek’s 2005 documentary Gallipoli (renamed for Western release from the original Turkish title, Gelibolu). There’s no doubt it’s a handsome film, and beautifully produced. But the genuine horrors that met the soldiers of the Battle of Gallipoli are translated to the audience without a sheen or patina of nostalgia or sweet regret, leaving with the viewer only a feeling of inhuman, senseless slaughter for an operation that should never have been authorized in the first place. Only the individual acts of courage and kindness of soldiers from both sides of the campaign, and their perseverance in the face of months of unspeakable conditions, can be viewed in a positive light here.

Briefly, the April 1915 attack on the Gallipoli peninsula (after a disastrous all-naval assault in February failed) was an effort by the Allied forces to open up a supply route to Russia, which was cut off by the Turks at the Dardanelles straits, and to knock out the remaining forces of the Ottoman Empire. It was a daring plan, involving an intricate series of landings by Allied troops (made up primarily of ANZAC forces - Australian and New Zealand Army Corps - and the French) all along the peninsula. Unfortunately, a series of disastrous missteps right from the beginning doomed the operation, including non-existent intelligence about the strength and capability of the Turkish army, an arrogant dismissal of the capabilities of these homeground-defending troops, tragically insufficient plans for evacuating and tending for the wounded, woefully inadequate supplies (Gallipoli always lost out to the Western front assault), and a belligerent, almost suicidal disregard for human life, as wave after wave of soldiers on both sides “went over the top” to their certain doom. The campaign lasted an incredible eight months, with a final body count of over 120,000 troops. It was a military disaster of the first order.

Director Ornek’s intent seems two-fold here. He wants to show the unimaginable terrors that both sides endured for this military folly, but he also wants to bring out the indomitable spirit that both sides displayed in the midst of the most adverse physical and psychological conditions - and the utter sadness that goes with knowing how pointless their deaths ultimately were in the end. Stylistically, Gallipoli doesn’t run too far outside the standard framework of most contemporary documentaries, with Ornek using judicious re-enactments (many of which are shot in a wonderfully abstract, almost surreal fashion), along with the now-standard application of authentic photos and engravings (gussied up with camera movements and CGI 3D “Viewmaster” effects), commentary by experts and historians, and voice-over narration, particularly of newly discovered diaries and letters of the combatants from both sides (a sizeable feat, considering the literacy rate for the Turks was only about 5%).

Despite the familiarity of his filmic structure, Ornek knows how to stage this documentary for maximum visceral impact. There aren’t any huge battle reenactments, nor scenes of actors pretending to receive telegrams or digging trenches or any other similar such “linking” inserts that so many TV documentaries use today to pad out their features. Instead, Ornek wants you to feel the impact - both physically and emotionally - of what these soldiers saw, what they smelled, what they tasted, and what they heard. The opening is a fantastic slow-motion shot of a bomb exploding in a trench, leaving the viewer not wondering in appreciation of the special effect used, but incredulous as to how any soldiers survived such onslaughts on a daily basis. When Ornek wants to convey the butchery of wave after wave of British soldiers who were sent to their certain death when they “went over the top,” he merely focuses tightly on a chipped, battered machine gun that spits fire over and over again in tightly-edited montages. And when he wants you to understand the absolute filth and disease that met these soldiers in every aspect of their lives - no toilet paper, flies buzzing from the opened mouths of rotting corpses to the dung heaps of primitive slit latrines to the melting berry jam pots of the soldiers - he focuses on a repulsive scene of hundreds of flies, swarming over plates and pans and drinking water and jam pots, drowning in the sweet food. These shots speak volumes under the steady narration by Jeremy Irons and Sam Neill as they dispassionately recount the vile conditions under which these soldiers toiled. Nothing in this Gallipoli looks like Weir’s very pretty, well-scrubbed Gallipoli.

Importantly, though, director Ornek does allow that within this maelstrom of evil, of senseless death and carnage, the very best qualities of human nature did indeed emerge - on both sides of the campaign. Instances of pity on both sides for the slaughter that routinely took place are recounted (the diary entries here are marvelous, hearing the doomed, tragic words of the soldiers caught up in this impossible situation), as are the feelings of most of the troops that what they were doing was worthwhile, for king and country and god, despite all the evidence to the contrary. But Ornek isn’t overly sentimental about these genuine, true emotions; he puts them in their proper context. He may recount how the two sides met in friendship during a cease-fire, but he’s careful to also show the random, illogical forms of violence that inevitably appeared, despite feelings of goodwill from soldiers who began to see their enemies as human beings, not targets (the story of a Turk who, unmolested by British snipers, gathered wood everyday out in “No Man’s Land,” is ultimately harrowing when a raw recruit, unaware of this accepted gesture of permissiveness, picks him off one morning).

Indeed, the final feeling that Gallipoli creates is one of utter waste. Honest enough to show repulsive pictures of corpses mangled and torn by the vicious artillery attacks, Ornek may indeed let you know that the soldiers were able to take something of value away from their nightmarish experience, but ultimately, his charge is one of a total squandering of lives in service of a campaign that achieved no significant military value. It’s a sobering message, powerfully driven home.

The DVD:

The Video:
The anamorphically enhanced, 1.78:1 widescreen transfer for Gallipoli looks sharp and clear, but I did notice some very minor interlacing effects here and there. Overall, though, quite a nice picture with a suitably muted color palate.

The Audio:
The English 2.0 stereo audio mix is nicely balanced during the noisier battle sequences, and all dialogue is crisp and cleanly delineated. There are no subtitles or close-caption options.

The Extras:
The only extras included for Gallipoli are an original trailer for the film and a small still gallery.

Final Thoughts:
Unflinching in its depiction of the absolute horrors that soldiers suffered during the infamous Battle of Gallipoli, director Tolga Ornek’s 2005 documentary has an hallucinatory rhythm that’s quite sensuous - but never in the service of romanticizing this nightmarish story of one of the greatest military slaughters in modern history. I highly recommend Gallipoli.


Paul Mavis is an internationally published film and television historian, a colleague of the Online Film Critics Society, and the author of The Espionage Filmography.

Defending Your Life review

By claimedscottishmovie on Jun 26, 2010


There have been a slew of auteurs in the history of film, people who have had unconditional lever of their product from writing to manipulation. But there force been hardly who have starred in their own vehicles, too, and, oddly perhaps, three of the most successful of these have been comic moviemakers: Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, and Albert Brooks. The latter Brooks has on no account achieved anything like the popularity of the maiden two, but he has produced some charming films, starting with “Modern Romance” in 1981, “Lost in America” in 1985, “Mother” in 1996, and “The Muse” in 1999. Of all of them, yet, I think “Defending Your Life,” 1991, is quintessential. It sums up best the quiet, laid-back humor Brooks has most often instilled in his pictures, and it does it with nonconformity and inventiveness.

Brooks´s gross output has not been great, five movies in twenty years, but each one has provided compassionate gibes at bodily foibles, interpersonal relationships, solicitude, union, sometimes Hollywood, and society in general. Like his other films, “Defending Your Life” is by no means deep, complex, or intellectual, nor is the story unquestionably frenzied or involving; but the bits and pieces that move us along the way to this small-minded film´s absolute conclusion are every bit as upright as some of the ornate scheme manipulations of giant-budget epics. It´s good to see Albert Brooks´s films making it to DVD.

The story begins on Dan Miller´s birthday. Miller (Brooks) is an L.A. advertising executive who has no more than bought himself a tender of a unknown BMW 325i convertible, which he immediately runs headlong into a bus. He´s killed and the taunt begins. I by way of, rarely has the branch of knowledge of death and the afterlife been so amusing. Indeed, most filmmakers suspicious away from stories of a possible afterlife for diffidence of some phylum of religious backlash if they´re too poker-faced or accusations of sentimentality if they´re not.

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Show Business review

By claimedscottishmovie on Jun 24, 2010
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Edwin Marin (”Johnny Angel”/”Nocturne”) directs this lively musical
comedy that covers the years 1914 to 1929, as four vaudevillians struggle
to make it to Broadway’s Palace. It’s based on the short story by Bert
Granet and written by Dorothy Bennett, Joseph Quillan and Irving Elinson.
If you’re ever going to dig an Eddie Cantor film, this one might be it.

In 1914, at the Miner’s Bowery Theater, womanizer hoofer George Doane
(George Murphy) coaches singer Eddie Martin (Eddie Cantor) from the wings
to overcome hecklers and win the $10 first prize. They celebrate at Kelly’s
Café, an actors’ hangout, where the boys meet fellow singer/dancer
entertainers and sisters Constance Ford (Constance Moore) and Joan Mason
(Joan Davis) and their agent Charles Lucas (Don Douglas). The gathering
is interrupted when George’s jealous showbiz girlfriend Nancy Gaye (Nancy
Kelly) shows up and forces George to leave. Feeling a kinship with Eddie,
George asks Eddie that night to join his burlesque act when it goes on
the road. In Maine, George dumps Nancy and finds Connie in New York in
the same café they met. The ambitious George wants to advance to
vaudeville, and the sisters partner with the boys. The act is a hit. On
the road, Joan proposes to Eddie and George proposes to Connie, but both
their offers are rejected. After saving  $5,000, the big hearted George
gives the dough to Nancy when he learns that she has been involved in a
car accident. Soon after Constance accepts George’s proposal. George fails
to arrive on time as his wife gives birth because Nancy, who was appearing
in the same theater, purposely took a wrong turn when driving him there,
and the baby dies. Constance suspects the worst and divorces George. The
foursome go through World War I apart. Ziegfeld, after the war, books Eddie
and Joan for his Follies. When he finds out that George, whom he hasn’t
seen in awhile, is down-and-out in San Francisco singing for drinks, he
travels there and brings George back by pretending to need his help because
he’s an alcoholic. In New York, on opening night, they appear together
in the Ziegfeld Follies, and George sings “It Had to Be You” with Connie
in the audience. It ends on a happy note with a double wedding held for
Eddie and Joan and George and Connie.

The period film is semi-autobiographical of Eddie’s career and gives
one a rough idea of what it was like back then to be in vaudeville. It’s
too bad the plot gets in the way of the music, because this moderately
entertaining film could have been more fun without such a cornball story.
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The Object Of My Affection (1998)

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The End of My High regard

(1998)

Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston
Starring

Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, Alan Alda, Tim Daly, John Pankow, Allison Janney,
and Nigel Hawthorne.


Screenplay

by Wendy Wasserstein, based on the novel by Stephen McCauley.


Directed

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mellifluous montage. Girl (Nina) is unhappy in her relationship; Chum (George) and
Girl meet and happen to friends; Boy is dumped; Lad moves into Girl's spare room,
and House-servant and Girl fall for sole another. Then Sweetheart, who is pregnant, asks Boy
to eschew her raise her toddler. Ah, but there's trouble in Romantic ComedyLand!
Did I mention that Boy is gay? The last hour of the film becomes surprisingly
complex. Suddenly you're not watching a absurd comedy, but more of a comedic
drama
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The cast is drawn largely from T.V. sitcoms. Like her or hate her, Jennifer
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Paul Rudd turns in a respectable performance as George. John Pankow (Ira from
"

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annoying but really not bad people, is Vince, the father of Nina's child-to-be.
Tim Daly ("

Wings

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while Alan Alda ("

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") and Allison Janney are particularly amusing
as relatives who try to run Nina's life. Finally, Nigel Hawthorne deserves a
special mention. Although he doesn't appear until the story is half over, he
steals every scene he's in and bestows upon the movie its title in an eloquent
exchange with Jennifer Aniston over Thanksgiving dinner.


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Reign of Fire (2002)

By claimedscottishmovie on Jun 18, 2010


Why is it that in all of these postapocalyptic motion pictures when some calamity strikes the anthropoid race, it takes all the color out of their clothes? I at all events, ever since the “Mad Max” series started procedure back in 1978 (or “Planet of the Apes” in front of that), everyone in a future apocalyptic planet wears only pessimistic blues, browns, greys, and blacks. Are worldwide destructions selective in the clothing they wreck, leaving Mankind with only drab, mournful hues? Like its predecessors in the genre, “Reign of Fire” adheres to this cinematic tradition along with all the others we’ve come to recognize, which by instanter requisite be written in stone.

When I first heard adjacent to the film, I thought, wow, a prospective Earth fighting off fire-breathing dragons. I angel originality and science fiction, and that sounded similar to a in reality stylish proposal. But wouldn’t you contain thought that a studio about to disburse over $90,000,000 on a movie would be suffering with begun with a script instead of a not many unconventional effects? Disappointment reigns supreme in 2002’s “Reign of Imperil.”

The saga begins somewhere in present-day England as a innocent boy goes to visit his mother, who is working on a railway tunneling performance. The crew has just broken into an buried cavern, and they ask the kid to go in auspices of a small hole they’ve made and take a look. He does so and finds they’ve awakened a perch of flying, vivacity-breathing dragons that accept apparently been lying slumberous proper for millions of years, ever since they “burned the dinosaurs to dust,” and now they want to rip off a comeback.

Flickering forward on the verge of two decades to the year 2020, and the dragons accept taken over the world. They’ve multiplied promptly and wiped out all our cities, the remnants of Mankind duplicity huddled in the ruins left behind. The boy, Quinn (Christian Bale), instanter grown up, is the kingpin of a group of survivors who are trying to hang on to their lives (shades of “The Terminator”). Be a party to a troop of American dragon killers led by a fellow named Van Zan (Matthew McConaughey) and a excellent woman commando named Alex (Izabella Scorupco). The English and the Americans trick an existing dislike for one another (”The exclusive possessions worse than a dragon–Americans”) but long run unite to do battle against the creatures appropriate for the common cause of the world.

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The film fails on any number of counts. It develops no human relationships; it creates zero tension or suspense; and it establishes no believability whatsoever, leaving every logical without a doubt about its actions unanswered. In its favor the CGI dragons look good, but they are gospel so but screen time, we’d hardly know it.

We don’t usually expect much more than to be entertained by an action sci-fi or flight of fancy movie, certainly not to hit upon three-dimensional characters. But we might look for at least an strive on the contribute to of the filmmakers to anticipate us with more than stock, cardboard cutouts who can outrace fireballs. The characters in “Reign of Fire” are encircling as devoid of personality as the dragons they’re trying to slay. They’re just people thrown at us. Quinn, to go to example, is supposed to be the sensitive virile, shown by his having taken in and raised a child left parentless by the dragon destruction. That is apropos the extent of his star development. He is mainly used as the generous high-mindedness guy we’re intended to antecedents for. Van Zan is imagined to be the taxing guy. We know this because McConaughey tries to get as far away from his clean-line cut, all-American image as possible, sporting tattoos, a beard, and a shaven head. He appears to be imitating Woody Harrelson in “Natural Born Killers,” chewing on a cigar (and the scenery) in every shot he’s in. The only interaction between the two male leads is their childish, macho rivalry, culminating in a fistfight. Then there’s Alex, who is simply there, existing almost in a void. You’d have that either she’d be a romantic affair or some kind of leading man, but she’s neither. About the only mode to get across her presence is to say she tags along.

The motion picture does submit a couple of moments of excitement in its several clashes of guy versus monster and its shots of a dragon-infested London toward the finale, but these moments are too few and they’re diluted by too much trite dialogue and too much clichéd sortie in the meantime. Mostly, the flicks is pleasure with showing us sights of destruction, rubble, and debris, the vestiges of the man race barely clinging to a gone by the board edification. Bonny bleak fabric, done without a trace of humor (unless you find the well film laughable) and accompanied by an equally somber lyrical track. The trailer makes it take the role that the humans play out a implacable cat-and-mouse game with the sharp-witted, on any occasion-signal dragons, something like “Alien” or “Predator,” but not so. In only one scene does a dragon hide in the mists earlier pouncing, and it’s a momentary enough scene, at that. The film is for the most part a wait-and-see affair, with little resulting payoff.

Worst of all, though, is that the film gives us little or no reason to willingly expel our disbelief and go along with its dragon premise. The numero uno, Rob Bowman (”The X-Files” movie), tells us elsewhere on the DVD that he tried to create a illusion world we could definitely accept, but his film didn’t convince me since a juncture. The conquer science fiction and creativity creations do, in fact, fix a plausible universe of their own, but “Reign of Fire” doesn’t despite strive such a reaction. That flying, broadside-breathing dragons exist at all, we are meant to accept on allegiance. That they can defeat the combined armies, navies, and air forces of the world, we aren’t even shown; we’re merely told in passing. That a separate arrow with an nasty tip can kill a dragon but a dozen men with high-powered rifles (not to mention jet fighters with guided missiles) can’t get one down, we’re expected to brook without challenge. Swallowing any of this is a pretty incomparably very much stretch for a reasonable mind.


The Powerpuff Girls Movie review

By claimedscottishmovie on Jun 15, 2010

The looney-tooniest summer in recent memory proceeds apace with “The Powerpuff Girls,” the third animated item face (after “Lilo & Stitch” and “Hey Arnold! The Movie!”) to horsewhip megaplexes within a fortnight. On the plus side, this bigscreen spinoff from the popular Cartoon Network series enters the crowded marketplace with widespread name recognition and a sizable adherent forged. Still: How tons toons are too many? Early numbers someone is concerned “Hey Arnold!” indicate that, even during summer months, aud bent for family provisions isn’t exactly insatiable. Given track records of equivalent low-budget adaptations of TV fare (”Doug’s 1st Silver screen,” “Recess: School’s Out”) plus lackluster separation B.O., “Girls” isn’t no doubt to strike gold until the toon reaches homevid.

Of course, there’s always the possibility that pic will be a freakish reprise of the “Pokemon: The First Movie” phenomenon. If lightning does indeed strike twice, chalk it up to the appeal of frenetic (if not frenzied) visuals and near-surreally stylized storytelling. Much of “Powerpuff Girls” — backgrounds, foregrounds, individual characters — recalls the sharp-angled minimalism common to animated TV ads of the ’50s and early ’60s. But the rapid-fire editing and turbo-charged action sequences are (literally) flashy enough to be borderline hypnotic.

The tongue-in-cheek premise pivots on the efforts of a square-jawed scientist, Professor Utonium (voiced by Tom Kane), to create three perfect little girls with a carefully calibrated confluence of sugar, spice and everything nice. But the experiment takes an unforeseen turn when Mojo, the professor’s pet monkey, accidentally knocks a dose of Chemical X into the mix.

One thing leads to another, and the Powerpuff Girls — Blossom (Catherine Cavadini), Bubbles (Tara Strong) and Buttercup (E.G. Daily) — are born. They’re sweet little things of kindergarten age, size and temperament. But they also sport eyes that flash laser beams, superhuman strength, and the ability to run and fly at warp speed. (Mind you, they don’t appear to have any fingers, or even hands, but never mind.)

These girls just want to have fun. But when they try to play tag during an overextended but frequently funny sequence of gleeful anarchy, they demolish much of Townsville and enrage the residents.

Widely despised because they’re “different,” the girls are anxious to redeem themselves. Unfortunately, they naively listen to the promises of Mojo, who has been Chemical X-tended into Mojo Jojo (Roger L. Jackson) and talks the girls into helping him build a Help-the-Town-and-Make-It-a-Better-Place Machine. But when the wily monkey reveals his true evil intention, the heroines must battle an army of chemically enhanced primates.

Even at 74 minutes, “Powerpuff Girls” feels more than a little padded and repetitive. Still, the slam-bang superheroics are kinetic enough to engross even the most antsy youngsters. (The MPAA gave the pic a PG for “nonstop frenetic animated action.”) The overall visual scheme of the TV series created by Craig McCracken — pic’s director, co-writer and executive producer — has been faithfully preserved for the bigscreen. The hand-drawn animation is deliberately skittish and herky-jerky, which clearly is intended as part of the joke.

Like the TV series, “The Powerpuff Girls” is simultaneously pitched at two different auds: Small children who will accept it as rock-’em, sock-’em excitement with a touch of gender-specific empowerment, and hipper teens and grown-ups who can appreciate the whole thing as a semisatirical hoot.

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